S uperstars

I m trying to make a good attempt to describe my awe for both shahrukh and sourav by few one liners written by me. Here goes:

Shahrukh

• You can only overact if you are a good actor. And shahrukh does a damn good job at that
• My dictionary doesnt have the word confidence, there's shahrukh instead
• When UFO landed on earth to find out abt romance, obama showed them first fifteen minutes of DilSe
• Shahrukh is so wiity, he made Chuck Norris write down 'I am gay'

Sourav

• Tigers do wear shirts and they are sponsored too
  
• When you are the god of offside, why to bother abt other sides
• Ramalinga raju took leadership classes from Dada and finance ones from Harshad Mehta
• You cannot count two things: infinte and the number of comebacks sourav can make into the Indian team
• s in Passion stands for Sourav
  

And if you cant still figure out why 'S uperstars' is written like that. Follows this Shahrukh....Scorpio...Sourav........ I will be adding my name when I become one :).

All comments are welcome. Please let me know if you want to add to the oneliner list.
Thanks