Sunday, February 08, 2009

S uperstars

I m trying to make a good attempt to describe my awe for both shahrukh and sourav by few one liners written by me. Here goes:


  • You can only overact if you are a good actor. And shahrukh does a damn good job at that
  • My dictionary doesnt have the word confidence, there's shahrukh instead
  • When UFO landed on earth to find out abt romance, obama showed them first fifteen minutes of DilSe
  • Shahrukh is so wiity, he made Chuck Norris write down 'I am gay'


  • Tigers do wear shirts and they are sponsored too
  • When you are the god of offside, why to bother abt other sides
  • Ramalinga raju took leadership classes from Dada and finance ones from Harshad Mehta
  • You cannot count two things: infinte and the number of comebacks sourav can make into the Indian team
  • s in Passion stands for Sourav
And if you cant still figure out why 'S uperstars' is written like that. Follows this Shahrukh....Scorpio...Sourav........ I will be adding my name when I become one :).

All comments are welcome. Please let me know if you want to add to the oneliner list.