Sunday, February 08, 2009

S uperstars

I m trying to make a good attempt to describe my awe for both shahrukh and sourav by few one liners written by me. Here goes:


  • You can only overact if you are a good actor. And shahrukh does a damn good job at that
  • My dictionary doesnt have the word confidence, there's shahrukh instead
  • When UFO landed on earth to find out abt romance, obama showed them first fifteen minutes of DilSe
  • Shahrukh is so wiity, he made Chuck Norris write down 'I am gay'


  • Tigers do wear shirts and they are sponsored too
  • When you are the god of offside, why to bother abt other sides
  • Ramalinga raju took leadership classes from Dada and finance ones from Harshad Mehta
  • You cannot count two things: infinte and the number of comebacks sourav can make into the Indian team
  • s in Passion stands for Sourav
And if you cant still figure out why 'S uperstars' is written like that. Follows this Shahrukh....Scorpio...Sourav........ I will be adding my name when I become one :).

All comments are welcome. Please let me know if you want to add to the oneliner list.


Pi said...

Itna ghatiya blog kabhi nahi dekha !!

sravan reddy said...

Looks like my name is more apt after them [:)]